Not Enough Coffee in the World
I couldn’t fall asleep for the life of me. Not sure if it was the heat, the thoughts looping around in my head, or a combination of the two, but I couldn’t sleep. At around noon, I took a nap and that will have to do for now.
- Had a small breakthrough on Project Midnight a couple of days ago and I finally feel like I know where I’m going. This feeling may or may not last.
- My binge-watching of The Lore Lodge continues.
- In related news, I’m not very interested in Bigfoot as a topic. I appreciate high strangeness as much as the next person but the idea of people getting kidnapped by hairy gorilla men in the wilderness who may or may not be interdimensional is just kind of boring.
- (Apologies to any Bigfeet reading this. It’s not you, it’s me).
- I’m also sure that 99% of unexplained phenomena is 100% explainable and not that weird at all.
- “But what about the other 1%?” Definitely Bigfoot.
- Also owls are super sus. Have you seen the way their heads spin around? That’s not natural.
- I think today I’ll watch “The Puzzling Disappearance of Polly Melton”
- I’m still behind on posts for the month if my goal is 31.
- I’ve also lost count of how many I’ve made (six? seven?) but given that I’m the only one who cares I don’t think it matters all that much.
- “Why aren’t ghosts naked?” is a question I occasionally ponder after coming upon a potential answer that said it’s because ghosts are hallucinations and our brains give them clothes.
- If this is true, though, would a fashion expert hallucinate ghosts in different clothes than a person who isn’t into fashion? Do some ghosts appear in haute couture? What about accessories? Like if Anna Wintour were to see a ghost what would they be wearing? Would she be impressed? Has anyone ever seen a ghost in Valentino? What about shoes? Imagine having to spend eternity in heels because the person you're haunting thinks they're too good for Crocs.
- If I see a ghost I hope they’re wearing a t-shirt that says “I got kidnapped by Bigfoot and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
On that note, I think I’ve done enough rambling for one day. I’m off to refill my coffee.